1. i'm a sheltered little prick that is scared by every and any thing
2. girls/boys with one nipples are bad.
3. never take a cab with a psychotic looking driver
4. cabs with spoilt speedometres are a definate no-no
5. getting a hotel rm with no windows is a bad thing
6. holidays shld be for sleeping, and not waking at 8am!
7. always bargain. even for 20baht
8. having phad thai for 4 days for all 3 meals is a bad thing
9. lychee martinees in bkk are just martinees with a lychee. it burns!
10. pple in bkk are hell drivers. don't play with them
11. never just say "mango-sticky-rice"
12. thai's are mostly friendly.
13. only exceptions are cabbies and levis sales pple. bitch!
14. valuair stewdesses are of very low quality
15. i smile so wide that i have veins popping out of my head
16. home's always the best!

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